Dave just came back to the room from taking out the trash and said, "Guess who was in the lobby."
I knew it was The Crazy Guy, this creepy little guy who hangs out around the lobby at night making strange noises and asking people for cigarettes. He has to have maybe 4 teeth. I asked, "Did he ask you for a cigarette?"
"Yes. First he mumbled it in French and I didn't understand him, even though I knew what he wanted. Then he repeated it and I heard the word 'cigarette'. I said 'no', and he said, IN ENGLISH, 'oh, you don't smoke'. The insane guy who groans to himself in the lobby SPEAKS MORE ENGLISH THAN I DO FRENCH!"
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